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cardan: i win
jude: no? i'm literally holding a dagger to your throat?
cardan: exactly
jude:
Cardan: Haha what if I exiled you to the mortal realm until you're pardoned by the crown haha jk.........
Cardan: Jk....
Cardan: Jude are you listening?
Cardan: just kidding
Cardan: Jude I was kidding
Cardan: Jude please come back
pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them
that's how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin
Blorbaux from my tapestries
One thing I wish was explained further in the books is how in the hell did Vivi and Cardan become friends??? Like, if I remember correctly, they were close enough to go swim together which is how Vivi saw his tail, right? (Book 1) so like??? How did they meet? What did they talk about? How come they became friendly while Cardan was bullying Jude? Did Vivi not know that Cardan bullies her little sisters? Or did she know but she immediately figured out that Cardan has a crush on Jude lol
Do you think it went like
Vivi: You like one of my sisters, right?
Cardan, (can't deny it because he can't lie): ...
Vivi: Hang out with me or else I'll tell them.
Jesus. Come to Australia where everything is just metric. All kilometres, all litres, all kilograms.
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